One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined an online chat group filled with Xianxia-obsessed chuunis. They called each other “fellow daoists”, had all sorts of strange usernames, and even referred to one their pets as a “demon dog”. Some time later, however, Shuhang came to a realization. The other members of the group were actually real-life cultivators—the kind that move mountains and can live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh! His worldview was shattered overnight!